Timeline Alchemy: A Psychedelic Journey Through Your Past, Present & Future

 

This practice is available to you fo' free as a thank you for signing up for my somatic session last week!! 

It will soon be part of a paid meditation bundle I'm currently putting together :) 

 

Wanting to dive deeper? Schedule an hour with me.

 

Description of the practice: 

 

*whispers* Wanna Do Something Weird That Might Change Your Life Forever?

 

Is This...You?

• Lying in bed at 10 PM, thumb cramping from endless scrolling, knowing you should sleep but that dopamine hit is just too damn good
• Having brilliant ideas float through your brain like clouds, only to watch them dissolve because that voice inside whispers "who do you think you are?"
• Spending 3 hours drafting the "perfect" text to set a boundary, only to end up sending "no worries, it's fine! 😊"
• Walking around with a feeling that there's MORE out there for you - more money, more love, more power - but it feels just out of reach, like trying to remember a dream that's slipping away

Here's the Truth

That future version of you? The one who's such a badass bitch it's almost…. indescribable? She's trying to connect with you. Speak through you. BE you. But you've been stuck in a low-level chronic stress state for so long, you keep her quiet, as to not disturb the “peace” (aka what’s familiar).

And those past versions of you who experienced overwhelming pain that you've shoved into the basement of your consciousness? She's actually holding the keys to your liberation and lightness - but only if you're brave enough to turn on the lights and look her in the eye (…you are.)

[🌀 F*ck It, Let's Get Weird 🌀]

What Makes This Different Than That Meditation App You Never Open?

This is a psychedelic timeline practice where you'll:

• Release those memories and pain patterns that are secretly running the show of your life – unconsciously making decisions for you that keep you stuck and small
• Align yourself to your BEST & most magical timeline (which makes shit that doesn’t matter ((that’s currently causing you lots of stress)) instantly dissolve)
• Chat with your future self and glean her wisdom (she's way cooler AND closer than you currently imagine)

This is For You If:

• Your sensitivity feels like both a superpower and a curse
• You're tired of being tired but can't stop doing ALL THE THINGS
• Success on paper isn't matching your inner experience
• You secretly suspect you might be magical but society convinced you to be "practical"
• You're ready to stop asking everyone else for permission to exist…or just BE

This is Not For You If:

• You want someone to "fix" you (spoiler: you're not broken)
• You're not ready to get a little weird
• You think your sensitivity is something to "overcome"
• You're looking for another self-help Band-Aid
• You'd rather stay comfortable than get free

[✨ Ready to Meet Your Future Self? ✨]

What Actually Happens In This Magic Portal:

1. Nervous system regulation (like a spa day for your soul)
2. Timeline transformation (way cooler than it sounds)
3. Future self-channeling (she's been waiting for your call)
4. Emotional alchemy (turn that lead into gold, bb)
5. Deep healing (but make it fun and weirdly light)

Still Here? Your Future Self Is Calling You...

She's got wisdom to share, power to transmit, and a whole new way of being to show you. But first, we've got to clear out those basement-dwelling parts of you that are running the show from the shadows.

 

What my clients say:

 

In just one session with Danelle, I felt myself move through a deep block with an ease and efficiency I didn’t know was possible! She expertly guided my body/mind to let go of a block I had to asserting boundaries and I felt my body unwinding my beliefs.

I felt myself rewire my association to boundaries from one of awkward, second-guessing and disorientation to one of expansiveness, growth and love.

I felt how loving boundaries are and I got to embody that feeling. It was beautiful, I loved that instead of simply removing an old belief/feeling, I got to feel a new one.

 

Your energy holds space for deep realization – to be able to see things I wouldn’t have otherwise seen. It’s like your energy created a flashlight in my mind and I was like, “oh I can see it!!” Your energy allowed me to see myself better. It was absolutely amazing.

 

My somatic session with Danelle was profound, illuminating and powerful. She has a gift for holding a safe and sacred space for deep exploration. This helped me to uncover so many patterns I wasn’t fully aware of in such a short time. I felt deeply supported, seen and held. And I was blown away by the power of her work. I highly recommend it! Thank you Danelle!

 

As an experienced & highly skilled somatic coach myself, I was curious what my session with Danelle would be like. I was very impressed and super grateful for the powerful way she held & guided me through the session. I went in feeling tired & uninspired about an upcoming launch in my business. Danelle was able to hold me in my experience while I integrated past stories that were contributing to my feeling of exhaustion & resistance, and guide me into the wisdom my own body was holding. I left the session feeling held - yes by Danelle but even more so by the empowered parts of myself that emerged in the session - and with clarity around how to move forward. Then today, the most juicy and energizing idea came to me around how I want to move forward in the launch. I don't recommend coaches lightly, but Danelle was excellent & I highly recommend her!

What struck me most about Danelle’s coaching was how the impact continued to unfold days after our session. Even after a night of poor sleep, I woke up with a sense of peace and contentment.

Before our session, I was caught in an existential crisis of sorts, trying to think my way out of emotional challenges. I felt like I was "doing life wrong" whenever I wasn't perfectly happy and relaxed. Now, I'm learning to dance with these edges rather than fight them. I'm developing a new relationship with challenging emotions – connecting with them rather than trying to make them disappear.

 

A Note From Your Guide:

Haiiiii!! My name is Danelle and I'm a somatic coach who guides mystical ambitious women to expand their nervous systems' capacity for more wealth, love, and pleasure.

I am an ICF certified coach trained in Trauma Informed Coaching. I am certified as an Existential Kink coach.

I have a 300+ hour yoga certification, sacred dance and shakti movement certification, and am trained in Tibetan Buddhist meditation.

I have a Master’s Degree in Chinese medicine, a nursing degree, and a fine art degree.

I worked as a psychiatric nurse for years, as well as an artist, acupuncturist, and caregiver.

❤️‍🔥But honestly, so much of my work stems from my own self-discovery outside of academia.❤️‍🔥

I've survived a lot and held myself through it all.

I've gone from suicide attempts to trusting myself to handle and hold every emotion.

Along the way, I've learned to love myself, and now I help women all over the world love themselves, too.

And here's the truth. I am not "healed."

Self-help can be an endless circuit of constantly trying to “heal” from your humanness.

My life changed when I changed my orientation to my trauma.

When I learned to un-shame. When I learned to process emotions.

When I learned how to tap into my unconscious mind.

When I learned that in order to alchemize pain, I had to learn to love it. To run towards pain. To embrace my humanness.

So.

My job as a coach is always this:

To lead you back to yourself.

The version of you that is already complete. Needing nothing. Having everything. Completely fulfilled.

My job is to help you embrace your messy and adorable humanity with so much love, humor, kindness, and understanding.

My philosophy is: All parts of you are innocent.

I help you relate to all your parts in a novel & magical way that will change how you see yourself and, therefore, everything else.
As within, so without ☺

I am not your guru, your savior, or your hero. You will discover that with the right guidance, you are all these things to yourself. 🤍