Unfuck Your Biz: make $100K the weird girl way (without patriarchy breathing down your back)

a live, 2-hour container with me, July 28th · 10am-12pm PDT · via Zoom $27 ·

ok first of all.

hustling was all you used to know how to do.

it's what you learned from your dad, from school, from jobs.

it's that feeling of stress in the body as you're working --

like you're not moving quite fast enough.

buttttt the difference between hustling and not hustling was never the amount of work you do.

it's how you FEEL while you're doing it.

and that difference??

it's not a mindset hack.

it's not a morning routine. it's not "just believe in yourself"

it's psychological. it's somatic. it's unconscious. it's alchemical.

which is exactly why it's never worked when you tried to fix it with a planner.

venture with me into the psychedelic wormhole of leading a heart-centered business.

this class is alllll about how I made my first 100k/year in biz while being very much the same human I've always been:

very ADHD, daydreamer, a lil messy & scattered, control freak, overthinking, neurotic in my own ways and deeply unbothered in my own other ways.

this is about the journey -- the horrors and the pleasures and everything in between, heh

WHO is this class for??

for the woman who has made or wants to make the radical, timeline-bending choice to exit the matrix of numbing her soul just to make money.

let's re-write the rules for how we do this wild and precious life, okiiiiii?

if you:

• feel caught in an endless circuit of trying to "heal" from your humanness while struggling to be visible in your business
• know deep down there's a connection between your trauma wounds and your business blocks
• are tired of outsourcing your answers to yet another program that promises the "missing piece"
• crave permission to run your business in alignment with your soul rather than someone else's blueprint
• are ready to transmute visibility wounds, abandonment wounds, rejection wounds, and humiliation into your greatest business assets

...this is for you.

this isn't just another business class. this is existential kink for your business -- learning to love the drama, the contraction, the expansion, and everything in between.

what we'll cover

1. the root system (intangible) unlearning the hustle conditioning. uncoupling stress from work. decolonizing your relationship to productivity. removing work trauma at the nervous system level — not just the to-do-list level.
2. relating / ecology reclaiming and simplifying. building your own rules instead of borrowing someone else's. a simple marketing plan, essentialism, boundaries, and getting honest about the victim triangle dynamics running your client relationships (and your relationship to money).
3. expansion / alchemy devotion and radical generosity as a strategy, not just a vibe. working with your rhythms and cycles instead of against them. existential kink as a business tool. having fun as a non-negotiable.
4. reclaim + remember stepping into the identity of a facilitator/leader -- and taking that identity everywhere, online and off. slow is smooth, smooth is fast. this is the part where it stops feeling like work and starts feeling like a mission.

you'll leave with a felt sense of all four -- not just notes, an actual shift.

in our 2 hours together, you'll discover:

• how to decondition from the employee mindset that's keeping you small and dependent
• why your deepest trauma is actually the key to your unique business expression
• the art of letting people truly see you (and why your brain is wired to resist this)
• how to create an ecosystem where you're always getting paid -- through money, time, attention, referrals, and reviews
• the sexi practice of existential kink applied directly to your business challenges

WHAT I REBUKE IN THE NAME OF ALL DARK GODDESSES

• a one-size-fits-all approach (because there is no RIGHT way, there is YOUR way)... and anyone who says there's one way is full of shit, bb
• pressure to be 100% tuned in and perfect (this isn't school, you're not getting graded)
• another place to hide from yourself (your business IS you — there's no separation)
• more "shoulds" about how you're supposed to show up online

who am I??

i'm Danelle -- a former psychiatric nurse turned trauma-informed somatic coach for women, with a background in shadow work, Jungian psychology, existential kink, and Chinese medicine.

i work with you in both your conscious and unconscious planes of existence — the 3D plane and the astral/spiritual/deep wisdom plane.

i crossed $100k in a 12-month period doing it my way -- slow, weird, devoted, and very much without a sales funnel built on fear.

this class is the condensed, practical version of how.

what clients are saying

on business specifically

"I went in feeling tired & uninspired about an upcoming launch in my business. Danelle was able to hold me in my experience while I integrated past stories that were contributing to my feeling of exhaustion & resistance, and guide me into the wisdom my own body was holding... then today, the most juicy and energizing idea came to me around how I want to move forward in the launch. I don't recommend coaches lightly, but Danelle was excellent." — a fellow somatic coach, on working with Danelle before a launch

"Danelle has changed my life many times over. Her completely unique blend of practicality, compassion, and magic was the perfect sherpa as I navigated my first year in business as a single mom with multiple personal challenges. My practice is now fully booked, my world (and family!) is expanding, and I'm realizing some of my biggest dreams." — E

"I want my business to be an extension of my desire to help people, and you've helped me redefine what working could look like. I now know it doesn't have to be uncomfortable and harsh, but that it can be fun, exciting, and exhilarating. I'm planting a beautiful garden and now I'm waiting for the seeds I've nourished to sprout." — D

"our call was sensational — it was such a deep dive and I wasn't expecting that. your capacity to hold space allowed me to go deep. I got A LOT out of it. there were tangible financial shifts after our call. I broke through a huge block I had." — client, single session

"working with this incredible coach is transforming my life! ... thank you for being a truly inspiring example of how to run a soul-led business." — K

"highly recommend this! just got done and bam wow — like incredible intuition and somatic experience combined, plus added bonus of feeling more energized and grounded with like a year long insight into my coaching path!!!" — D

"you share more gold in 20 min for free than most coaches offer behind paywalls in 1+ hour long classes!!! so grateful to have stumbled upon your brilliance." — podcast listener

on the work itself

"working with you has already been deeply valuable to me because you are able to consistently help me come back to myself, to trust my inner wisdom which is already showing up for me but also brings doubt with it when i'm doing it alone. you just keep reinforcing the voices of these parts of me that I really want to come along for the ride in this business. letting them take up space. it's sooooo helpful!!" — client, Voxer

"you are the first person I've met 1-on-1 that had actually smiled at me the first time we hopped on a call together. I knew that this time would be different. I can quip with the most unhinged shit in our sessions together and you'll actually get it, it's great. with love, from a fellow chaos gremlin." — M

"one session with you was like 20 years of therapy." — E

"these sessions have been so powerful. I've been able to connect to parts of myself that needed recognition and needed to be heard. I've become more comfortable with life, more comfortable interacting with people, and more able to set boundaries — being able to set boundaries has been huge for me. I've grown a lot as a person in every aspect of my life because of our sessions, especially romantically, in my family, and in work." — M

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